john is my favorite person on earth i swear to god. even his tie. look at his tie.

Cardi B looks high as shit

“Babies are so little” -Cardi B

The way he remembered to give her a baby gift despite not being apart of the same industries is the best. I don’t think anyone was expecting him to give her a gift.

i love cardi

I would watch a show where there the main characters and are best friends

So... She had sex with the limo driver?

this is the most chaotic energy in the world

cardi and john need to have like a podcast or talk show or something together

I like Carrdie B she's funny

Did she have a stroke? Seriously.. Someone should check on her

John is so funny omg.

Its like talking to a little kid

cardi b is so weird like wtf i really dont like her, only watching this for john and jimmy

man cardi's voice sounds madeup

😪

They talk to her like they're talking to a child. Like they gotta dumb down the talking lol

I am "interested" in that bitch

Proof that educated parents matter in kids lives or else then end up talking like this retarded baby

I love the way cardi seems just completely vested in her own thoughts and just expects everyone else to know her vacant train of thought......I thought it was just me😂😂 Loved this line up tho💗

Is it just me, or does Cardi B look like Jose Jalapeno on a stick?

1:12 “ You look like the Puerto Rican hooker that my brother got herpes from”......That’s what I would’ve said.

Why is John mulaney so loveable aw

I need a John Mulaney talk show

ooooooo

2:46 my fav moment 😂😂😂

Why didn't she thank you? What

The title of the video, imo, is inaccurate. I need to know what happened

She looks high asf

I didn’t even know they existed in the same universe wtf

ava lippert I WAS THINKING THIS

Awww I remember seeing this long ago look 👀 Know look at her baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

She became a stripper she went to a stripper prom instead. Is that it. She don't encourage teenage girls to get in a limo to show the dark side of life. Its dangerous because look where's she at. She made it. She's rich.

AL Lee I don’t like cardi but there is nothing wrong with being a stripper lmao

how is cardi b famous she has the social grace of a fucking celery stick

i only watched this for john and i feel . uncomfortable for him

Cardi Looks like she was tripping on some sh*t 😂😂

This guy is super cool!!

This woman is like a Muppet.

I have no idea who this woman is.

Yea I don't think I like jimmy that much! Very rude he shows his uncomfortability around her I think it's racist 🤷🏽‍♀️ cause look how much more comfortable he feels with someone he can relate to I hare people like that it's about respect and it doesn't sound like however he is giving off a bad vibe but u can for sure tel through the screen his energy on all levels

Cardi looks like she’s high

Anyone else here listen to the entire Salt and Pepper Dinner story?

Ocruuuuuuu sou do BRASIL 😁😀

Who thought it was a good idea to put these two chaotic human beings in the same room XD

I clicked so frickin fast

"I'm trying to make a gif" 🤣

John is the best thing since sliced bread. 🍞 ❤️

Jimmy almost never have more than one guest at a time I believe, but I agree that John made it less awkward and flow better, wouldn't be surprised if Jimmy/the team brought him on hoping for this haha

john mulaney x cardi b confirmed, you can't change my mind

How can you not fall in love with John at 0:57

Oh god all I hear is Andrew.

I wish I had john's charisma

*yOu LoOk BrItIsH*

But how did she get the limo for her prom tho?

That laugh in 2:50 😂

who else ships them but doesn't want to?

Petition to get Jimmy Fallon to stop fake laughing.

Lol Cardi is so dumb

4:27 pretty sure John just drank Cardi B’s water. Jimmys is on his desk and Johns is on his left, but he drank that water on his right

carti b’s music is ass but she’s funny

Please make him a host

I've been laughing this whole time. Cardi said "You look like the pet shop boys!" 😂😂😂

http://youtu.be/jrmZcTaHQR8

0:04 when you aprroach a bae and he goes like; 0:04 and he says you are cool and you are happy. 0:18 then he gives a gift, but for the baby, *a knife to your heart* 0:22 but you still happy 0:26 then he says my wife and I... *second knife to your heart* :(

Love her blonde hair

damn jimmy kept brushing cardi off lmao

No I just mh.... xDDD

Cardi is me trying to contribute to a conversation 😁

Their comedy is so different! He’s so like smart funny and she’s like “act crazy get laughs” and it’s so weird to see that interaction

Probably the best duo we never knew we needed John and cardi

I rent it.....it? Ok!

This is hilarious OMG!! How come I haven't seen this like Damn!!!

What happened in that limo ?!

I've been nervous for 35 years

I feel like John did amazing talking to cardi lol he’s a gentlemen for sure !

Well you already got us like 90% there ! Bwahahaha

its such a john thing to have gotten her a gift i can just imagine him like "cardi b is going to be there? isn't she pregnant? i should get her a gift shouldnt i dont you think i should get her a gift for the baby?"

Heee does look British

I love how John Mulaney was a better host here than Jimmy Fallon ever was anywhere.

Cardi tried to not look left out poor thing🤷☹️

woah john at 4:24 fuckin stole cardi b's water haha

this is such a surreal interaction, like a fever dream

I have to go pee

Jimmy ruins all the interviews he sounds so fake when he laughs lol

Jimmy Fallon is such a jerk

Cardi lives in another world I bet she does not understand the conversation these men are having. Jimmy definitely placed John and Cardi together to help him out with Cardi. Everyone know Cardi and Jimmy are always having awkward times and Jimmy does not know how to handle it for too long sometimes

"You bought a limo?" Dead😂

The gift box was more beautiful than the gift itself lol

I don't think Card I should ever go to Jimmy's show he is condescending shame. I love John such a gentleman, Jimmy could learn a lot from him. missed

“Babies are so little” 😂😂💀Cardi is adorable

that kid that played whats new pusy cat 22 times is honestly legendary and i say worth it

Cardi looks like that guy in the films called “WhiteChicks”

John was so sweet and respectful to cardi AND he's attractive, I had no idea who he was before this interview but now I'm obsessed with him

Jesus Cardi is retarded XD

jimmy fallon is obvously leaving cardi b out of it and john mulaney (a good man, aware of all the misogyny in the world) clearly makes an effort to include her in the conversation. the body language in this interview is so interesting. also i want mulaney and cardi b to host a podcast together

Wait his cup was by Jimmy but he drank hers

Soooooo.... she actually DIDN’T tell anyone what happened in the limo... Who wrote this caption? Donald Trump?

Did they do mk ultra on her ?

So now he gets nervous on Jimmy Fallon......and on airplanes ...

It must be so painfully awkward to be on the couch with Cardi B

*Bangs fists on table* LET THEM TRILL JIMMY

Is Cardi stoned?